AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  GUNSHOTS! SOMEONE IS SHOOTING AT MEEEE!

*sound of drunken stumbling, falling, snakebiting a random can, and then thumping from what has to be the next teepee over*

KAZUUUUU.....SOMEONE IS SHOOTING AT USSSSSS!  QUICK!  JUMP IN FRONT OF ME AND TAKE THE BULLETS!